Introducing...Miss Bangkok 2006!!!
I looked AMAZING the other night. To achieve this incredible look yourself is simple:
1. I sunburnt my face in Ayuthaya, but not the whole thing. To get your very own "pink beard o'pain", wear a hat and sunglasses and hike around outside all day. Very stylish!
2. I managed to tan my neck in a most flattering pattern. To do it yourself, wear a tight-fitting t-shirt with a round neck. It's lovely- almost like a skin necklace! No need to accessorize!
3. For some reason my eye swelled up, perhaps from an allergic reaction or maybe as a sympathetic gesture to my other eye, which was irritated that I had put my contacts in even though one was ripped. The "piratey ugly eye" is easily obtained by having a good friend punch you in the face.
Three quick steps and you're well on your way to ultimate attractiveness!!!
VOILA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Until next time,
Heather
1. I sunburnt my face in Ayuthaya, but not the whole thing. To get your very own "pink beard o'pain", wear a hat and sunglasses and hike around outside all day. Very stylish!
2. I managed to tan my neck in a most flattering pattern. To do it yourself, wear a tight-fitting t-shirt with a round neck. It's lovely- almost like a skin necklace! No need to accessorize!
3. For some reason my eye swelled up, perhaps from an allergic reaction or maybe as a sympathetic gesture to my other eye, which was irritated that I had put my contacts in even though one was ripped. The "piratey ugly eye" is easily obtained by having a good friend punch you in the face.
Three quick steps and you're well on your way to ultimate attractiveness!!!
VOILA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Until next time,
Heather
posted by Heather @ 6:58 AM
3 Comments:
At 9:28 AM,
Anonymous said…
This is not the picture I will be posting on the "father seeks husband for daughter" website.
Dad
At 12:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
My, you look like you ran into a wall. Hope your eye is doing better now. I am surprised that you got sunburned. After all you have been to so many beaches already.
At 10:48 AM,
TheCanerdian said…
A RIPPED CONTACT?!!! HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD DO YOU FIX THAT?!
This is why I prefer my lenses big and outside of my eyeballs.
Or not at all. Laser eye surgery, here we come!
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